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I mean a flak tower could be pretty badass to live in. If shit ever hit the fan you'd already be fortified. It would probably look good to an insurer too.

You know how a person farts and then crop dusts you by walking past? Dogs kinda do that with Frito feet. They walk past you or sit near you and then all of a sudden you smell Fritos. It's for sure a thing. You don't need to smell their feet to pick up the scent.

When you're first exposed to Frito feet for the first time, you end up smelling around until you find the source, but after that no need to get close and sniff. It's not unpleasant, just kinda weird because your brain is legit looking for the open bag of Fritos.

My golden retrievers have always had them.

This is a great grandpa joke 🤣

One challenge, however, is that the forgiveness is going to be taxable next year and my wife who is a teacher, will have a significant amount forgiven that is two payments away that can't be bought back before that point. Others like us will still be impacted this way, which sucks.

She requested to be in the buy back program but they take ages to reply so we're at the mercy of this and time.

Fucks! My wife has two payments left for her public service loan forgiveness and she can't even make a payment while this shit is happening, because PSLF people are lumped in with this also.

Hopefully it involves parachuting dogs

It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat

Nobody poops like me, let me tell you, the load is yuge, biggest loads in history. Accordion hands throughout

Gonads and strife

They're fantastic! Ours is a tub shroom.

They're fantastic until your 9 year old takes the rubber plug with hair in it and drops it down the drain.

We're waiting on a plumber to come snake it out. However, that aside, they really are fantastic at catching the hair. 100% recommended.

Also, talk to your kids about not dropping shit into the drains (hair, objects, and/or shit) and make sure they know it's not a bottomless void.

Education is important 😂

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