iviattendurefort

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[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"What kind of decent, good-looking woman would want to go out with my son"

 

Full credit goes to my high school chemistry teacher. Cattle (and other ruminants) spend a lot of their time rechewing (or masticating) their "cud".

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It means the related picture

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG I thought I was alone! Have you tried the "Words for Granted" podcast?

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I'm the middle of building that shop. I figure it will be done when I'm dead.

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The feeling of 120V is not great, but not terrible. You've got to remember that the electric fence is made for pain, though.

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Getting shocked.

I used to help my father-in-law on the farm and he had an electric fencer for the barnyard that was way too powerful for the length of fence it was hooked up to. I knew that; what i didn't know was that it was grounding out on a piece of flashing on the barn. It put me on my ass.

He also has this electric fencing that's made out of rope with small metal strands woven into it. That shit hurts too but in a different way. Maybe because there are more points of contact.

I got shocked doing some wiring last week and it was nothing compared to the electric fence.

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A blind man would be happy to see that. (About a task completed poorly on a jobsite)

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I really like how North Carolina is now South Virginia

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The Simpsons used to rip on Fox all the time

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