isaaclyman

joined 3 months ago
[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Only tangentially related, but the cheapest (by weight and per unit) type of hamburger patties at my local Costco this month are Impossible Burgers.

If you’re not familiar with these, they’re completely vegan, made from soy protein, but the texture and flavor is almost identical to beef. They cook like beef, taste like beef, and “bleed” like beef. And (for a few weeks, at least) they’re cheaper than beef.

That’s a new and exciting sandwich IMO.

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It almost has to be intentional. Two sheets of plywood stuck together at 90° would be more comfortable than whatever it is they’re doing.

On the other hand, my wife is 5’4” and springs out of her seat after a four hour flight like she’s just had a spa day.

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah, being tall sucks. If anyone out there wants to be 4 inches taller, I’ll be your donor.

Honestly if airplane seats were less like medieval torture devices and T-shirts didn’t shrink in the dryer, I’d be all right. I can deal with bumping my head on things and getting the same questions/comments every time I meet someone new. But being constantly reminded by ordinary objects that I’m not considered part of the bell curve? Rude.

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

6 feet 6 inches, 270 pounds here. I spent a couple of weeks tracking down weight and height limits when I was looking into bikes. It wasn’t easy, and it should have been. I don’t expect every model of every bike at every manufacturer to cater to me, I just wanted to find one goddamn mountain bike I could safely ride.

I ended up with an eMTB made by Specialized, and paying more than I wanted to, and calling the bike shop to see if they knew the weight limit because the documentation on the website was unreadable without an engineering degree. (I exaggerate, but it was bad.)

But in the meantime, I spent a lot of time having bike brand website “sizing quizzes” do the surprised pikachu face when I entered my height/weight: https://toot.cafe/@isaaclyman/112714856810902224

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s worse than that, even. Some brands (like Tern) go by gross vehicle weight, meaning rider + cargo + bike. And their most popular bike is 75 pounds.

It’s not as much of a problem for Tern specifically because their bikes are rock solid (I’m very big and tall and don’t have a problem with mine) but still a confusing way to measure.

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Wondermark is rarely laugh-out-loud funny, but funny is only one thing comics can be. I like it because it’s smart, zany, and artistically interesting (every comic is made from Victorian woodcuts).

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Dogs Against Bones (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by isaaclyman@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 

I think about this comic all the time, even though it’s seven years old. (No reason.)

Canonical URL: https://wondermark.com/c/1298/

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Tap-to-pay on credit card chips, too.

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please don’t make me work hard for my memes

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (6 children)

True as that may be, I know how to add subtitles to a GIF from YouTube in 10 minutes or less. I don’t know how to do that to a video.

 

[Alt text: GIF from the music video for “Love Shack” by the B-52s. The video depicts people dancing in a convertible, multiple people in suits and dresses dancing (visible from the waist down), martinis, a duck shaking its tail, and two men playing saxophones. The subtitles read:

The Crowdstrike is a kernel-space app that

has no testing process

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!]

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I’m with you there. The only explanation that makes sense to me is if they’re really hurting for cash. And if they are, I honestly don’t have a solution that falls between “go bankrupt” and “sell out our users in the least noxious way we can come up with.”

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Do we think anyone would actually opt in?

I’m not saying you’re wrong, just that making it opt-in is probably seen in this case as equivalent to throwing the entire feature in the trash.

[–] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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