imgprojts

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[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Wow, that's annoying. I'm gonna hold off for windows 12 when the European union forces Microsoft to not be such an asshole.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Try Perplexity.AI It can search the web.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago
[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

Good thing they have a kid at the front. That way you are relatively protected from accidental crashes.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you for applying to Tacos El Gordo, are you sure you wanna apply using a PDF resume? Here is a link to LinkedIn where you can start your own online account and apply to this job directly good-bye! Contact use at TacosElGordoHR@linkedin.com.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

They used reddit because it has corraled dumb users. Users a no longer around anywhere else in the Internet, just here on social media. And yes, what better place to find dumb users than on reddit!

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Pais Ajit? Pronounced "piece of shit". He broke the Internet allowing some traffic to get faster speeds than other such that YouTube can be fast but if you serve your own it's slow.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Hey! This is Bob, your friendly NC AI assistant. I noticed all your dick pics had very small dicks so I've increased the length to a more respectable 8.5" and requested assistance from your 7 female contacts about girth size. User "your mother " preferred the 1.5 size but was ok with 400% increase "if that's what you're into". You agreed to show your privates in private with user "Neighbor" tonight at 7:30. He suggested silicone lube. All images are uploaded and available for your review on your Facebook timeline. Let me know if I should increase the size or if the color is off. User "Coworker" complained about the color and will be discussing it with your manager and you tomorrow first thing.

How may I be of assistance today?

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Let the shittification games begin! Meanwhile if you need us, we'll be looking for a different obscure controller to make an automated band wagon with and jump on it.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml -5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The only difference is that when it comes to repairing the clutch on the jeep, you can just go get a coffee with your Tesla because it doesn't have one. I bet that the Tesla just needs a lower gear to win that competition. The jeep wins because it's very light and has a low gear.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (9 children)

I couldn't find a complaint with a quick googling.... probably because Google is now a shitty place to find stuff. But check out the process for changing over to another browser. It's so fucking annoying.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean POP!?

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