gidostro

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[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Also doubt. Americans are pussies. And, anyone planning something would realize that’s a terrible time and place to do anything.

This dish is served cold, not hot.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 days ago

They could tour anywhere and fill I stadium, I dunno what the big deal—oh, wrong WHO.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 5 points 4 days ago

But they don’t have directions on how to 3d print a gun, and absolutely no references to Tiananmen Square!!

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Someone go make green note, blue note, yellow note, all the notes!!!!

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 12 points 4 days ago

Omg Trump saved TikTok, the only thing half the country cares about.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 days ago

Yes, lots of “inspiration” there. ;)

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 5 days ago

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“ChatGPT, is this spam?”

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 8 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Omg warn a person they might actually orgasm looking at that car! God that is sexy. Of course, it’s very expensive and won’t ever be “affordable,” but I would buy one immediately if I could justify that cash on a vehicle.

I’m a bit faint now.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 days ago

Just gonna get rounded up again next year under Trump probably.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 4 points 5 days ago

Well, they did invite us to take it back.

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