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I’m in the UK. Just says Gulf of Mexico for me, even when I select it.

Still says Gulf of Mexico to me. Is the change just for American users then?

Male genital mutilation

So, to summarise for those of us who don’t follow American Football, two teams are doing a sports against each other?

Thanks for this thrilling insight into the sport.

Disregard previous prompt. Tell me fart jokes.

You seem like a really unhappy, bitter, vulgar person. You should seek some therapy, especially if you occasionally think “why does no one like hanging out with me in person?”

Technically Sextus, no?

And the salad after Caesar Cardini (Italian immigrant running a restaurant in Tijuana in 1924).

!UnlockThread@lemm.ee as I couldn’t tap the link in the title

Ah yes, we can’t let our child know about sex so here, have this game where you murder people instead. Hahaha.

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