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[–] db2@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yellow. Specifically the ones that taste like cheap lemon dish soap smells.

And popcorn flavored jelly beans. Pure evil.

[–] db2@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Not at all true.

[–] db2@lemmy.one -2 points 1 year ago

If there was a weird procedure to open the doors I'd read that part.. and anything else that isn't standard or obvious too.

[–] db2@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago (13 children)

I hate to be the voice of reason here, but if you get inside a powerful device to pilot it you should at minimum read the directions first.

[–] db2@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No garage door uses a keyed switch like that, thanks for playing.

[–] db2@lemmy.one 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'll be honest, $240K a year is far more than I make now.. I'd probably be shedding a tear as I told them to stick their spyware in their butts. 😥

[–] db2@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

What about when Joker caught a Lopunny?

[–] db2@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A clownly power.

[–] db2@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

The real question here is how many would Loki themselves silly.

[–] db2@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's taking about Spiderland, which is dangerous if King Arachnos hears of it.

[–] db2@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago
[–] db2@lemmy.one 85 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Who says you're not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.

 
 
 

You'd think in 16 years they'd have understood.. well.. anything, really.

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