childOfMagenta

Agreed, reading this summoned the SpongeBob narrator in my mind.

Terminator 2

I'm a geek, always around computers, gaming, tinkering, etc.

Once I moved for work, to Spain, didn't know the language. My laptop broke, like, when opening it, the plastic was fatigued and the screen just bent.

I was broke, expensive training... Couldn't replace it before a few months.

So I went to the bar of the inn I was starting at. And just, tried to pick up some words.

Long story short, after a while I knew everyone in town, had many friends, and after work, laptop or not, I would go to the bar. I got fluent in Spanish too.

Happiest time of my life. I don't think my mental health has ever been as good as back then.

Flight Simulator... 2? 1988, MS-DOS

I'm not fast but this looks like Taiwan indeed (compare with the pole in the upper left of the picture).

Clown Stripe*

Wanker, Texas Rager

In a spray can somewhere

For the hero image, that could possibly just be an attempt at a "fun" way of showing that they can carry a lot by mean of hyperbole.

"Look at that tiny truck, it's bursting with boxes!"

Because if they didn't have human form they, by definition, wouldn't be humanoids ? :)

Thanks

I have this, even with a single fry at the start of a meal. Starchy or dry food in general. I'm about to get hiccup from that fry, then I down a half glass of water and I'm good for the rest of the meal.