ceiphas

joined 1 year ago
[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Like a Renaissance fair, but earlier

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was at a zoo at a guided feeding of chimpanzees. The wuide showed us by example, that the apes were way better at aiming than him, and If you give them a food they don't like, you should wear a helmet, AS they Hit your face with a cabbage from 30m away.

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But the controls were horrendous

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The cute one 😉

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Long time ago i was an actor and a cook at a medieval market. it was Beltane and my best friend said "I'll get you a wife tonight". It didn't work, and she was very upset about it. I had some sausages on the fire when some girls walked past, and i cried out loud "i'm giving a sausage in a bun for a virgin, anyone interested?. One girl was interested, but very annoying, but her friend was cute. So now i'm married with two children with her.

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wir lernen heute, wie man einen Brief schreibt:

"Sehr geehrte Herren,"

Damen darf man nicht mehr anschreiben bei den Katholiban

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or simply a boeing 737, these can crash anywhere...

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Moms for Liberty in Yolo County, Calif.

the name gives me the giggles

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 351 points 2 months ago (8 children)

You spelled assassinate wrong, dude

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought the NFTs from Trump are a scam, or is this another scam?

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My last Nintendo buy was a wii for homebrew...

[–] ceiphas@lemmy.world 99 points 2 months ago (29 children)

and because of an attitude like this, my family wil never buy anything from nintendo again.

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