captnanonymous

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Temu has finally gone too far. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you want Temu Pinhead to show up? *We have such deeply discounted sights to show you. *

Teacher hosts sword fights in class, sending bloodied teen to hospital, lawsuit says in c/offbeat@lemmy.ca
[–] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Swords, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics

There's probably a word I've been pronouncing wrong my whole life that I don't know about in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

My favorite example of this happened during a D&D game years ago in which the DM kept pronouncing the word portcullis as PORK-YOO-LISS.

To this day, the word causes the image of some sort of ancient Roman pig gladiator to appear unbidden in my mind.

Lemmy shitpost in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Better call Central Services.

Chef special in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

"Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."

If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The bag is full of post-1999 MTG cards that I will trade for pre-1999 MTG cards.

Do you have a preferred artist or band that isn't widely recognized in the mainstream? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
What’s one word to prove you lived trough the 90’s? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You're gonna win it in the CROSSFIRE