bunkyprewster

I'm still on Google Keep. Please, tell me why I should switch.

And they don't cause any problems!

OnePlus charges so fast this isn't a problem anymore

First computer only had a teletype, no screen. Oh and paper tape memory.

And the beans?

That's Bobbit (the dick remover)

I changed your diapers for so many years, so you have to put up with my Dad Jokes

Unless you are a baker, then it's "Pastry first"

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors, ie antidepressants like Prozac

Seltzer

When I was a kid, we would spell out "dirty words" in people's phone numbers and call saying we were from the "Telephone Number Decency League". We'd say the naughty word thier number could spell and encourage them to call the phone company to ask for a new phone number.

https://youtu.be/vF-vrL0htbE?si=nI9aq9Ol_HWbgyIa