brezelradar

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[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just rewrite it with 80% functionality and force migrations on the users. Once the remaining 20% "edge cases" that require serious effort hop to the next job - where you where hired to "maintain" such a system and "just add a small feature here and there". Ooops.

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

all other employers demand modern technologies

There are a lot of employers that'll throw good money at you for maintaining and extending their outdated crap. Have you ever considered learning COBOL?

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Hassige Aufwahl

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, there is a wide spread in distribution. Some blood cells, skin epithelium and some gastric cells only live for a few days.

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

As most of the human cells die and get replaced within a few years, humans are already beings of Theseus.

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago

You deliberately left out the third panel. Thank you for that.

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nah, Tucker worked on the Moonlander Project (which got the Starfleet recruitment officer to believe that he has actual experience in aerospace engineering and landed him his current job).

ZSA Moonlander Keyboard, a 70-ish ortho split keyboard

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

klingt ein wenig wie "bis zum bitteren Endsieg"

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

Cardassian justice system - you can take only two.

[–] brezelradar@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Three fries short of a Happy Meal.

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