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[–] bird@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh, should have clarified: they thought the tip jar was a glass for their beer. When I'd already asked them if they wanted a glass.

[–] bird@aussie.zone 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

So, so many; I have spent far too long in hospitality.

A relatively benign one: At a small coffeeshop. Found a quirky little hat behind the counter - a tweed fedora thing with a rakish orange feather in it. Full of youthful high spirits and caffeine, I proceeded to lark around the shop in the hat (yes I wish I still had that much energy), much to the amusement of my coworkers. A lady walks in, interrupting us. She'd left her hat.

At a bar: A nonzero amount of customers buying a bottle of beer and then pouring it into the tip jar (edited to add: thinking it a glass for their beer). Some version of "how was I supposed to know?!", repeatedly. I don't know, maybe the fact it was covered in chalk pen, contained money, and was very, very ugly?

At a pub: boomer getting very angry at me because he'd asked for a spiced rum and coke and I'd offered Sailor Jerry's (cheapest). Apparently that was a wussy drink. No, he clarified, a girly drink. He chose some other rum with coke. Yeah drink your sugar water old man.

[–] bird@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

This works so well. I use it when I get neuroma twinges or insect bites.

Definitely saved my sleep/sanity a few times.

[–] bird@aussie.zone 16 points 1 year ago

Is that Aphex Twin

[–] bird@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

That's fascinating and terrifying. There's a creepypasta in there for sure.

[–] bird@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I thought that's what you were insinuating with the /s

[–] bird@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, they'll be in wild animals and nonhuman fetuses too FFS