altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

I don't. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok. Admissible. White people are officially a minority. Try, you need to be rich to matter now. I do agree with the sentiment.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How about all 3 at 3%?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That's pretty obvious. Only if the victims were rich white dudes. That's when it gets real.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Friends don't let JD visit friends.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Chicklets if its OK with their mom.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Vance is paying them a visit. Oh, looks like they sent their cousin to meet Vans. Oh they be dead. Short visit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I got a great idea from a history book! How about all of us brown people start wearing an arm band!

It could be really cool to see all of us come together... In the gas chamber or the self powering ovens.

Like do they toss us into an existing fire dead or alive? Do they need us to dehydrate first? Do we eat doritos since those things are like dry fuel? And what do we do between falling into the fire and dying. Is it best to scratch our names on the wall? Find someone to make love with one last time? Screams in fear? Just scratch the walls?

Mr. President, these are really important questions. Please have god answer those things for us when we're there peeing ourselves. Like a nice retirement would have been good. But blood stained last message to the world, I suppose that could work for me.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -2 points 4 days ago

Ah.. A command line expert! LOL. Pine, putty then.

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