ZombieZookeeper

joined 1 year ago
[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Surprising. Those people fantasize about murdering liberals.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you want the Borg? Because this is how you get the Borg.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As a tech worker, I say good for them.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

When I subscribe to the service, but the app freezes up... Looking at you Paramount+.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Because we left Reddit but there still not enough Lemmy content for while we're sitting on the porcelain throne.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Someone was dropped on his head as a junior billionaire.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

(laughs in Big Pharma)

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Since most of the targets are Muslim, I guess it makes sense? /s

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is that the marching sounds I've been hearing?

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, no one should fuck Spez, or do anything that would even temporarily improve the quality of his life.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I don't mind. Fewer conservatives means higher quality and higher general IQ.

[–] ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because if I heard that something violent and horrible happened to him, it would make me smile.

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