VaalaVasaVarde

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We have a song about it, global warming didn't happen as they expected in 1982 but the result is around the same Denmark is slowly going towards Spanish weather:

Costa Kalundborg

Shubidua

A contamination has occurred of the outer atmosphere so the meterologists have promised that we now have better weather. The Eskimos get sunstroke and the Sahara turns to ice and Denmark will become the new tropical holiday paradise.

Then you are tired of the South's snow and sleet: Take to the warm north.

Go to Costa Kalundborg where the slender palms stand and sways gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen's farm.

Catch a shark in Køge Bugt. Eat of the fruit of love. Travel to Denmark, it's cheap, it's beautiful.

Have you tasted a frikadella, it's just Southern Jutland. Have a chat with the locals, they can also speak German. If you want to be completely alone then go to Harboøre Beach. Outside Villa Cheminova, the drums roll ashore.

Then you are tired of the South's snow and sleet: Take to the warm north.

Take a weekend trip for two by camel to Holstebro Along the way, we will visit a factory that makes shoes.

We also have a fine culture. Look, a beautiful Bornholm watch made in Hong Kong, we are sure it will do.

Go to Costa Kalundborg where the slender palms stand and sways gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen's farm.

Catch a shark in Køge Bugt. Eat of the fruit of love. Travel to Denmark, it's cheap, it's beautiful.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (7 children)

If I were building these, I would make several medium/small size systems, with different crops and fish. such that in event of a failure not all systems would break down.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A Lemming furry and a Mastodon furry in a loving embrace.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

My best guess is that we are on chapter MMXXIV.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What! I'll add it to the list!

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

We need History of The World Part 2

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's only pepper spray bad, and if you play your cards right security won't put you in a leglock.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  • Download Ubuntu.iso
  • Right click and choose: Set as desktop background
  • Profit!

Edit: It's the Mac way of thinking, drag the iso to the computer icon and it installs the OS.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Guess it was cheaper than therapy?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Oh come on veggist, I eat you and you eat me, in a consensual lab grown way.

And I am just kidding, not even sure I am on board with this, i think eating lab grown cow meat would be less upsetting.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The perfect gift for RimWorld players.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds like ubo lite could end up blocking everything else than Google, unless of course the ad companies pay Google to force ubo lite to remove them from the list.

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