UnmeltedByRain

joined 2 years ago
 

Note that this is The Onion.

 

I have a long commute in and out of a large city. Since I spend so much time on the road, I always try to get the details of Amber Alert notifications to be on the lookout for vehicles used in abductions. I guess I can't do that anymore since Twitter requires an account to see Amber Alerts. Hopefully my state finds another platform to post them.

 
[–] UnmeltedByRain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Immodium AD should help stop you up. (I'm not a doctor.)