An elf is trying to deliver a very important warning, but is building up the preface to that warning so much, trying to provide a proper analogy for just how important the warning is, that he never actually gets to the point.
SureIsHandOutside
joined 1 year ago
Honestly, watching the upvotes and downvotes chase each other on this one is thrilling.
Exactly! You get it.
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What we’ve lost: The MySpace war files and the impact of a digital 'Dark Age'
(spectrumlocalnews.com)
I work so hard to torture my metaphors with precision, and I’m honored when anyone notices. Thank you.