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[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 197 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Eat farts.

Microsoft Windows 95 Video Guide with Jennifer Aniston & Matthew Perry | (VHS) 1995 in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

According to certain Christian sects, if you don't believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you'll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

My opponent promoted to a King. Is it mate if a King is pinned to another King? in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 5 points 11 months ago

It is now protected under the SCOTUS decision in the Obergfell case.

My opponent promoted to a King. Is it mate if a King is pinned to another King? in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Simply stack the two kings (after declaring "king me," of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.

Doesn't matter, had sex in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

940,000 Insignia pressure cookers recalled in Canada and U.S. due to burn risk in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 5 points 11 months ago

Mother of gooooood

Now this is how you conduct a poll. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 5 points 11 months ago

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.