Skanky

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Photoshop Nonsense - self-explanatory name in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
Microsoft says next Xbox will 'deliver largest technical leap seen in a hardware generation' in c/xbox@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It will have the ability to inject ads directly into your brain

Scientists aghast at bizarre AI rat with huge genitals in peer-reviewed article | It's unclear how such egregiously bad images made it through peer-review. in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It's not a rat. It's clearly a grouping of "senctolic stem cells"

Reddit redesign is getting forced onto users without an opt-out option in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Just checked for you lazy bastards.

Old.reddit.com still working (for me anyways)

Piers Morgan gets owned in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hold my ideology, I'm going in!

Ketchup alignment in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy

Meow in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago

Only compatible with women from Asia

Drug that Trump called a ‘miracle Covid cure’ is linked to 17,000 deaths in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I beg your pardon!?!?!?

Drug that Trump called a ‘miracle Covid cure’ is linked to 17,000 deaths in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

CURT?

Just before death you are granted one truthful, understandable answer to one question. What would you want to know? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
Iced in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It works the other way too.

I went to Starbucks once (while probably hungover) and asked for a coffee. Employee said what size? I said "medium is fine". She started at me like a deer gazing into headlights for a minute and said "we only have demi, short, tall, venti, and grande".

Like seriously,...

Looking for an electric water kettle in c/buyitforlife@slrpnk.net
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I got the cheapest Amazon suggested stainless steel one. Guess what? Works just fine.

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