Sasuke

joined 4 years ago
[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

just being himself

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he's now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

How is that spreading Russian propaganda?!?!

wow, you can tell it's an election year... don't even bother, i know you and your kremlin bot army are just here to convince me not to vote for hillary again. for the record, it won't work. i'm voting for her twice this year.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

i need to adopt a cat-owner mentality

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

spider solitaire first person rpg with klondike elements, customization cards, and a romance spider option

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

those NFT apes

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

paying for netflix isn't fine either

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I also know after 9/11 I wouldn’t have given a shit if we did genocide an entire group if they were responsible.

you have hitler living inside of you

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

get in the bazinga rocket — we're solving climate change by fucking off to a planet we've never even set foot on!

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