RocketBoots

joined 2 years ago
[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

Wow, you took the words right out of my mouth. This is just tragic in every way.

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I feel bad for the pressure she must feel. She's absolutely beautiful, and it's almost like some weird dude had body dismorphia on her behalf. The edited photograph looks like a fucking cross eyed sex doll. There's no way this is AI. This was some chud with a pirated copy of Adobe Photoshop.

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thanks! I'm not. Not an artistic bone in my body. Still, every once in awhile I just can't help it when a dumb idea hits and I could use a giggle.

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Uncle Tommy later in the story: "I seem to remember them not being our friends at the time and the dead baby job being very much your idea. Payment for that tuna smuggle you fucked up at the qz in Waikiki. "

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

"This was three weeks. I was bitten an hour ago... and it's already worse. This is fucking real, Joel....."

"Take Ellie. I've got a couple of fake names from that dead baby job we did back in Honolulu with Tommy's friends. You can give her a normal life. "

"Save who you can save."

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

They're asking for a translation.

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like we should probably alert the academic community about this. You may have something here.

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

Oh wow, it's been awhile. They had a child? I'm so happy for them!

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 16 points 2 years ago

We all need a former lord of the underworld by our side. Nibbles just doesn't want to admit he loves the cuddles.

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I'm guessing snakey boy is copper clad aluminum though.

[–] RocketBoots@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I almost want to add a hyphen now to make it official.

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