Resistentialism

See, I vote to say "what the fuck was that?" Or "oh just shut the fuck up" when people sneeze in public.

Or, figure out if you are lactose intolerant. And if you are? Fill yourself up with dairy and be a true menace.

Just don't shit yourself. Otherwise, you're just the weird guy who shits himself.

I use a knife and fork to eat pizza. I start with the crust and work my into the middle.

What do you hear if you do listen in?