RCKLSSBNDN

joined 1 year ago
[–] RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And at least two related certs.

[–] RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (8 children)

When you are a grown up you don't realize you are watching your parents die.

[–] RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

[–] RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I remember I had a date with a girl back in the'10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

But, that does not include Linux.