QuantumBamboo

joined 5 months ago
[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If no one has heard of bombs then no one can know the title of the game, because otherwise they will see or hear the word bombs. But I've seen the title. Do I even know what a bomb is? I think I do... but do I? The paradox of the bomb knowledge will keep me up tonight.

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when the person who came up with the name Creating Helpful Incentives to Produce Semiconductors revealed their idea. I've got an image of someone sitting on their hands, eyes wide and shaking slightly as their desire to share it tries to burst out of them!

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

That sounds chillingly similar to that episode in Fall of the House of Usher.

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

I was being dumbly pendantic. Thank you for indulging me though!

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why not present ones? And how do you know who you'll work with in the future?

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When I was about 16 I was walking past a nightclub as some guys were packing up a van outside. One of them called out to me and started telling me a story about how they were fitting out the club with a new sound system and had some surplus speakers. They asked if I wanted to take them off their hands. Really, I wanted to go and research them first, but this was in the olden days before the entire internet was in your pocket. They showed me the brochure and manual, I gave them £200 cash, and they drove me home in the van with the speakers. On the journey I started to get suspicious and got them to drop me a few roads over from my actual house. Lugged the speakers home by hand, started researching them and found it was a common scam. The units themselves were totally fake and from what others had said were a fire hazard. Police weren't interested as I had given the money freely. I had a buddy take them to the dump in his van. I spent quite a while researching who was behind it and ended up with the details of the "company" manufacturing the units in a workshop in London. I then spent a few weeks having fun prank calling them with various soundboards (Arnie was the best!). I made my peace with the whole scenario by framing it as an overpriced, but entertaining subscription to a guilt-free prank call experience.

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Totally agree! This kind of technology will pay divends I'm sure in the long term as it matures, but as with all technological development it's not likely to be a scalable, cost effective solution. For now, a government that understands the importance of infrastructure maintenance would do wonders.

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't care how polished a deepfake it might end up being... nobody would believe something that batshit.

[–] QuantumBamboo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But does the python knex?

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