PrunesMakeYouPoop

joined 1 year ago
[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

I'd you're in the US you can use zip code.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, do they even enforce this? I flew spirit once, had a backpack and a messenger bag, and just boarded and flew. I mean, how could they possibly enforce this?

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Very carefully. But it's not like you're really tying your shoes, so it ain't gotta be great, just good enough to make the mob trip.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In actual DnD I've used it to pull people's pants down twice, once to break concentration and also to start a barroom brawl.
I've also used it to sneak in and tie people's shoe laces together, causing them to trip and go prone when we rushed them into combat.
Most useful cantrip ever.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I'll get is shopping links. It's super annoying.

As a dude who build wire harnesses, I absolutely loathe when people call them male/female.

There are plugs and receptacles, and pins and sockets.

Plugs plug into receptacles. Receptacles get plugged into by plugs.
Pins plug into sockets. Sockets get plugged into by pins.

It can get very confusing when you have a receptacle with pins or a plug with sockets and some chode says something gender referenced, such as "the male end".
Ok, are you talking about the plug? Nope, obviously they were talking about the receptacle, because it has pins, even though that's the end that gets plugged into.

So frustrating.

less than three

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn't matter though, you're still farting in their chair either way.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
  2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
  3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
  4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
  5. Walk away.
  6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.
[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

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