Poot

joined 1 year ago
[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I've been feeling that my vazween was a bit out of kilter recently! I KNEW I shouldn't have used that public toilet...

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Same. Duck duck go is down for me.

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Thanks so much for this. Really needed a good laugh this morning.

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Wow! Thanks for that.

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cops shooting cops....

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Nope. Went out with a bang, it seems.

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I was hoping that getting the vaccine would let me shoot Jewish Space Lasers out of my eyes, but all the vaccine did for me was make me ruin my credit cards every time I try to swipe them! 😕

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

With all the homemade ranch I can get to cling to it.

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Convert 10 or more and you get a new toaster oven!

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"You make a better door than you do a window." ...Anytime we got in front of the TV.

 

Y'all come on over and drop some pixels!

[–] Poot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (17 children)

I'll never 'go' without one!

Seriously though, bidets rock. Try one, get a good one, and you'll never go back.

 
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