I want more of this guy
PoastRotato
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I think you're looking for だったら
Do they... they torture them with a rubber horse...?
ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose
Nah, the nakedness was meant to symbolize humanity gaining self-awareness, which separates them from the purity and innocence of other animals. After Adam and Eve eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, they realize they're naked and feel instinctively ashamed of that (as most people would, but regular animals wouldn't), so they cover themselves with leaves. In fact IIRC, the fact that they're covering themselves up is what tips off God that they ate the fruit.
I've always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the "Florida" of the universe
Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face
So this is totally random and unsolicited, but I've seen you around some of the communities I'm in and I noticed you sometimes use slashes to emphasize words (e.g. /actual/). Maybe that's a personal preference, but just in case, I thought I'd let you know that Lemmy supports Markdown formatting, so you can italicize words by wrapping them in asterisks. For example, *actual* becomes actual
See a doctor
I think you're confusing civilization with utopia
Well you didn't think that sling was just made of out any old leather, did you?
If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was "rebooting the computer" I'd be depressingly wealthy.