Pm_me_girl_dick

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Is there any real physical proof that Jesus christ ever existed? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Girl gets married

Girl gets shitfaced and sleeps with someone other than her husband

Girl is pregnant!

Girl makes up some dumb shit to avoid jealous rage

Shit gets waaaaay out of hand.

There are many Jesus's in the world.

Not a Coincidence in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk -4 points 3 months ago

Just making people aware of my presence...

Sunday in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk 3 points 4 months ago

I'd tongue-fuck that bad boy.

Country Music in c/antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world
[–] Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For those who "don't like country music":

Jason Isbell

Chris Stapleton

We weren't any less nit-picky and difficult to please, but at least we weren't whiny little bitches about it. Get your shit together, guys. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk 2 points 4 months ago

Yes! Equestria girls is officially canon. Fucking deal with it.