Moof_Kenubi

Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.

"Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."

"What makes you say that?"

Delightfully ~~devilish~~ disruptive, Elon.

eurobeat track intensifies

…you live in Australia, don't you

Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

Well, first you'd have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many "save-file buttons," and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain's longest-running sci-fi series

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

in that he's planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next

"And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆"

"I see a lab assistant that hasn't loaded up any slides."

"Oh, uh…”

"I swear, if I was polydactyl you'd be out of a job."