JailElonMusk

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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure I watched a very persuasive infomercial from our president on why we should buy them.

This is obviously due to the liberal media brainwashing consumers not to buy them.

OR...

It's produced by a Nazi.

It could be that this vehicle has averaged a major recall every 60 days since release.

Gas pedal detaches itself for spontaneous fully automated joy rides.

It looks like what happened if oops all polygons fucked a roll of tinfoil.

It rusts, the panels fly off, and if you take it through a car wash it'll total it.

It hasn't lived up to any of the hype or range estimates stated.

The trailer hitch is held on by the polycarbonate (plastic that went to college) frame, so enjoy causing a massive traffic fatality while towing (even within the recommended towing capacity specs).

It's 14 times more dangerous than the Ford Pinto which was on the market 3x longer and became synonymous with explosions.

Lastly, it's become a way of explicitly telling the world I have a $100,000 truck and a $10 brain.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this the same Bayer company that made the Zyklon B pesticide used in Adolf Hitler's gas chambers?

I am shocked, that they wouldn't warn consumers that their products cause cancer and then would want to cover it up?

Shocked, I tell you.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It should say

"Moscow Mitch, who dedicated his spineliness chinless life to pumping dark money into America politics and selling out his constituents, the constitution, and our freedoms just realized people may not like that".

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Could it just be that their brains are defective?

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They buy our votes, they buy our laws, A system twisted by their claws. Billionaires with fascist dreams, Leverage power through broken seams.

With every dollar, they seal the gate, To keep us bound, to crush our state. Freedom’s just a word they own, A throne they sit on, all alone.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

As the child of boomers, I couldn't agree more. This is something I've been struggling to find as well.

For those that need some musical/cultural inspiration as I did:

  1. My favorite Hip-hop song to protest to: https://youtu.be/y9oUnC8JtXY
  2. My favorite Dance song to protest to: https://youtu.be/PuWVgVkMiHE
  3. Best Comedian to make you laugh about MAGAts (emphasis on the low T): Cliff Cash https://youtu.be/PPkqBK_Tox0

Best overall peaceful protest vibes:

Rage Against the Machines station on Spotify.

This is what inspires me, if you have anything that inspires you please share! Let's give each other hope to change the world.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I can help, as this is why I'm here on Lemmy now after 12 years (happened last week).

  1. My username. No, seriously I tried to join r/ElonMusk and they banned me.
  2. Then I switched to my normal (*non-troll killer) account, and got banned.
  3. They said I was evading my ban from another account?
  4. I was informed I had a week long ban, immediately deleted my main account and told them to pound Russian sand.