IntheTreetop

joined 1 year ago
[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

It depends on your timetable. Right after it's consumed? Of course not, we're American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.

[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 67 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Unfortunately, they were also recently acquired by Canva. It may be all right for the time being, but I wouldn't throw my full weight behind them anymore.

[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

No problem, friend. I have time for both.

[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Hyper-vigilance rarely leaves you without anything to do. So, there's a plus. My therapist would be very proud of my re-framing.

[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 58 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Having no knowledge of chess really at all, I'm like 60% sure all those words are made up and it's just a giant gag the chess community uses to confuse people. They must have some random chess generator that spits out random gibberish that sounds impressive.

[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Okay, can someone explain to me why states with capital punishment don't just inject someone with a bunch of morphine and they just go to sleep and never wake up again? I hear all the time about the horrific shit they inject into people and the horrible deaths they suffer, while one easy drug can execute the person with no fuss? I just don't understand.

[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Nope. They're the ones most likely to murder me. Just me, my wife, and our cats. Minimal chances of murder. Except from one of the cats but if it comes down to it, I think I can take her.

[–] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Exactly. Do as little as required by the laws of where you live and immediately get the fuck away from wherever you are and start the process to emigrate to a different country. Christmas and Thanksgiving will now be done over video chat.