Who said anything about five year olds?
Ilandar
They should, but unfortunately today's parents have been convinced that the world is extremely dangerous and that letting their children go outside to have adventures and build their confidence is "bad parenting".
I've been scared of animated movies about cute robots ever since WALL-E made me cry within the first 5 minutes.
I agree with you, not really sure why this film wasn't panned more. It's just another nostalgia bait reboot filled with derivative ideas taken from its superior predecessors (which is saying a lot, considering how bad Prometheus and Covenant were). Shit like this is exactly what that South Park memberberries episode was making fun of, and that was over eight years ago. The "you bitch" line was so forced it was physically painful to watch.
Seventeen-year-olds, last I checked, were kids.