We'll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
GrimSheeper
joined 1 year ago
Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings
Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet
I know you're just using the same title as the Reddit post, but "Muslim-American" is probably the silliest hyphenism I've ever seen
"Dongles per snongle" sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
Honestly, lawn mowers are one of my favorite wake-up sounds. Up there with the sound of breakfast cooking in the kitchen.
But during the summer it's much too warm for the fuzzy socks and the heating blanket. I want it to get super cold outside so I can make it warm again.
Plus, winter clothes are so much cozier.
Cock-and-ball sink
Yeah, RIP that dude but I'm built different
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Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol