ElBarto

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

Man, I'd never say anything online if I did that.

Good to see K Rudd back out representing Australia, haven't had the best people representing us for a long time.

I hate it, I'm quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, that's only because it didn't feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when it's getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, I'll fight you now if you try.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we've moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

When you make your hobby your job.

Then there's the random company that uploaded an advertisement 8 years ago that keeps popping up.

Youtube api: so I saw you watched a video on how to replace a smoke detector once, here's all the videos about smoke detectors.

Well folks, looks like we've found the dumbest man alive.

Next thing you're gonna get a small section of one of your files in an email.

I was gonna watch it because I enjoy Margot Robbie's acting, but now I want to watch it to see what these countries are complaining about.