Darkmuch

joined 1 year ago
[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.

“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

we love casting spells!

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the example he gave, he mentioned lungs expanding, so volume IS changing. Godzilla can shoot lasers in current lore. He could easily have some super compressed ballast tanks as organs that release pressure changing a whole slew of variables.

If Submarines have ballast tanks of 600 pounds of air at 3000 PSI, Godzilla can have his own magic organs that do crazy stuff.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

That was so silly and fun!

“Fuck you! You wasted a year of my Time!”

Congratulations my child on your unelightenment.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Other fantasy doesn’t always do that, treating each more as its own race. I’ve seen male succubi and female incubi. It’s kinda hilarious.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow let’s stop talking about the failures of an entire industry because 1 oil company does 1 thing right!

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 58 points 6 months ago (9 children)

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

But would they let the Bard lay the dragon?

 
 
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