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[–] Cap@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago

I was lead to believe we would get Ant Man.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Whatever your opinion on the subject is, I thought this was pretty incredible for aviation in general:

That’s a safety record of about one or two passenger fatalities per light-year traveled.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 10 points 5 months ago

Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago

I agree we know what needs to happen but a rapid phase out of fossil fuels is not something I see the world fully commiting to anytime soon, hence some other clever solution which I admit I have no idea what that would be.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not going to happen. We need to be clever and find another solution. I've been browsing Far Side comics on Lemmy for answers but haven't found any.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I remember when he blew a maniac in traffic who shot a thick cloud on his back for hours that he didn't get to see because of the eclipse. He never made it home because he was too tired.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

Black Hole Sun! Just as predicted by the prophet Soundgarden.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do doo be-do-do
Mah Nà Mah Moon
Do do-do do

[–] Cap@kbin.social 9 points 6 months ago

I modded this so early I forgot what she originally looked like.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Can't we just enjoy the joke? You've brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

[–] Cap@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago

If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

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