Braindead

This reads like AI written pro-gambling bullshit.

"gambling" and "safer" in the same sentence?

Why is this a shitpost?

That's likely because he can hear the blood flowing through your veins

Edit: please help

Best edit ever

See how you compare to 30 applicants

Bitch, what?

Did you use chatgpt v1 to write this post? (although the language used smells like 3.5)

True for personal laptops, false for professional laptops. Might be why they gave me one with a fingerprint reader.

I unlock my work laptop a dozen times a day at least. Facial recognition FTW for that. TBH I've never felt the need to set up my fingerprint though...

Good old AI hallucinations

TBH, I threw your description to chatgpt to see what it could make out of it, this is the response I got. Check to see it managed to get it right...

Based on the plot you provided, it sounds like you're describing the "Grisha" trilogy by Leigh Bardugo, specifically the first book titled "Shadow and Bone." The protagonist, Alina Starkov, possesses a dormant power known as the "Sun Summoner" which she discovers when she is aboard a flying ship called the Volcra. She has no memory of her childhood and embarks on a journey to harness her abilities. Along the way, she encounters a man named Mal who saves her when the ship is attacked. Throughout the series, Alina grapples with her identity and the choice between using her powers to save or destroy humanity, ultimately deciding to destroy magic itself. The series also features elements of a magical world, flying ships, and a dangerous wilderness filled with magic.

The starlord provides the only correct answer

AKA:
How to make people cry, lesson 01