BenFranklinsDick

Sour grapes Brit confirmed

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

I came here thinking he was fucking sheep to make the hybrids.

I am supremely disappointed.

I am redeeming the card now

Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

I'm gonna put "quotes" wherever I "damn" well please

You're not my "real" dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we'd go out to the "crick" and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we'd pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.

What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.

At least you outlived the Dreamcast

You win