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[โ€“] Ramin_HAL9001@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Object oriented programming is endless class struggle.

Pure functional programming is freedom from state.

[โ€“] geopoliticssuck@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OCaml enjoyers anyone? ๐Ÿซ

[โ€“] fkfd@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

ocaml: the socdem of programming languages

[โ€“] sapient_cogbag@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Based haskell ;p

[โ€“] ElectronSoup@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

"In politics, nothing is immutable"

[โ€“] dodslaser@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

"Not a single problem of the class struggle has ever been solved in history except by violence."

~ Vladimir Lenin

[โ€“] socsa@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago