"Your injuries shall coincide with OSHA regulations"
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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I'm also certified to exchange propane cylinders. It's pretty important.
Pffft you need a diesel so you can huff the blue dragon every time you reverse
Beep cough beep cough
Does that include accessories?
I wonder if a forklift somewhere was ever consecrated.
HOLY FORKLIFT
I can think of at least one.
My dad did that "Become a minister online" shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.
He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and "baptizing" a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.
Or if he met Ronnie James Dio (RIP) he could have him sign a Holy Driver.
Am I the only one who heard this in Dr. Orpheus' voice?
this goes dummy H A R D
Can a forklift be my wizards familiar GM?
Artificers be like
See now that just makes me think of a magical scam school that claims to teach levitation but just instead teaches people how to grab cutlery with mage hand so they can get Fork Lift Certification.
DnD but OSHA compliant:
Again the fork-lift driver Klaus (with English subtitles, gory but fun):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck
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