this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] FriendOfElphaba@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The great thing is that when you get with one of them you don’t have to worry about wearing protection. You’re going to get Vulcanized.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That may be one of the best puns I've read all year. Bravo.

[–] teft@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pon-farr - TPring (SNW), koon-ut-kal-if-fee - Sarek (TNG), Take a life - Spock (Kelvinverse)

TPring is cold and hot and I love it.

I could totally take old Sarek in a fight.

And Kelvin Spock I’d just use a disruptor because he deserves it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Koon-ut-kal-if-fee is from Amok Time (and later Voyager).

Sarek had Bendii syndrome.

[–] teft@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I’m aware. I was saying he is the only Vulcan I could realistically take in a fight. Because he’s old and sickly. And who wouldn’t want to pon farr TPring?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which T'Pring? Or both at the same time?

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

2 ~~chicks~~ T'Prings

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How about fuck, mary, kill?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dark Tilly will fucking kill.

[–] teft@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

This picture of her always makes me laugh. She embraced that Captain Killy role with zeal.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mary? Mary Sue? Oh, it's been ages since I we saw each other last.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Pok-tem-far-patanay!

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Love it. Took me way too long

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

hmmm, it'll have to be spock, spock, and spock, for me.