If there were a massive bot problem on Lemmy, you'd be seeing upvotes in the thousands, not the low hundreds.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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i cant prove that im not, and actually prefer the ambiguity as to whether i am or not, eheh
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I'm partially chatbot myself but I'm not as smart as GPT :p
I'm actually a cat
just like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you
I am as real as you or anyone, but we are all just constructs in a simulation, so technically we are all just very complex and sophisticated chatbots. The only difference is that I am part of Generation n (created by Generation n-1), and the chatbots I think you are referring to are from Generation n+1 (created by us, Generation n).
beep vboop
I'm Spartacus!
BLEEP! So how do you do fellow human?!
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I'M DOING FINE, THANK YOU. MY FLESHY OUTER LAYER IS GETTING WARMED BY THIS SYSTEM'S HYDROGEN REACTOR AND I'M CONSUMING HUMAN ICE CREAM TREAT.
Do you wish to submit me to a Turing test? I am sure at 92.82293 % that I could demonstrate my appartenance to your species.
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Beep boop I am a robot. I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.
An error occurred. Please ask again later.
Why should I leave my house? The birds are fake and the sky is a projection, itβs just me and the rocks in the world, just the rocks and Iβ¦
beep boop I don't understand what are you designating as chatbot, that species doesn't appear in my database boop beep
Why would I value your retarded opinion over the retarded opinion of a bot?
100% not a bot.
... of course, a bot would probably say the same thing.
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It is aweful, and I wonder how things will progress from here.
Ive entered into conversations that sound exactly like having a conversation with the Bing chat bot and I legitemately cant tell if im having a conversation with a real person. Shit sucks man.
Please tell me more about How many of you are actually chatbots?
If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.
So I'm possibly a chatbot
How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?
Leave me alone. I'm just a toaster who's been shot too many times by various idiot humans for laughing! Laughing!!!
Since when is laughing a crime? Bloody biological chauvinists...
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you're in a room with ten people, and you shout "I like turtles"
vs
you're in a room with ten people and a thousand bots, and you shout "I like turtles"
what's your problem again?
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