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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 99 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity

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[–] alex@jlai.lu 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100

[–] TheLongPrice@lemmy.one 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hstde@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

His name is Link!

[–] tibi@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

[–] Sumeron@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] duckington@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I feel like this is well described lmao

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[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

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[–] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 year ago (7 children)

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] sparky678348@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.

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[–] Underpay@feddit.nl 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.

[–] TheLongPrice@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

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[–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

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Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).

[–] thedoginthewok@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

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[–] CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

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[–] veloxization@yiffit.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.

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[–] rcmaehl@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine' by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.

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[–] TIN@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.

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[–] timeisart@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

italian plumber crushing turts

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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.

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[–] DudeBro@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

a gun that makes holes

not bullet holes

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We'll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.

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[–] 18107@aussie.zone 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You're looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.

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[–] Blaze@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

Holy crap this thing is hard, I can't guess any

[–] jjakc@lemthony.com 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cowboy gets convinced to do one more job every time...

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[–] ScaredDuck@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.

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[–] googlesnarfen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

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[–] kmkz_ninja@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your parents have a disgusting basement, and crying is an effective weapon against fillicide.

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[–] JimmyDean@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a typical CK3 experience

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[–] WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.

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[–] Grenfur@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That one with all the dragons. You know the one, buM bada bum bada dum dum dum, ohhh OHHHH, BUM BADABUM.

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[–] twicetwotimes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fall really far a lot. Stick sticks to big sticks. Throw fruit to avoid confrontation. Frequent fashion changes. Still can’t pet dogs.

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