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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Cell phone: talkie walkie

Mausoleum: roomy tomb-y

Armor: hardy guardy

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Missile: zoomy boomy

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Honorable mention:

gun = rooty tooty point-n-shooty

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That poor keming is so distracting!

[–] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago
[–] bolapara@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Credit should go to Nathan Pyle where this content originated with a less insane font.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago
[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

so what's fucky wucky then?

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that just sounds like the british language

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Username checks out, also this

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

sitty shitty

[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Defibrillators aren't used to start your heart though. Quite the opposite actually.

They're used to get you out of an abnormal heart rhythm, by briefly stopping your heart, and letting your body restart it on it's own, hopefully with a regular rythm.