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I still don't get how - with such a perfect tee-up - we settled on "X, the platform formerly known as Twitter".

Besides, imagining Musks reaction to this tickles me slightly.

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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I still prefer to write it “xitter” pronounced as “shitter”.

[–] FuckSpez@lemmy.one 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I still prefer to write "Twitter" because fuck X and Musk

[–] Floufym@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was taking that to be "zitter" like it's infected and probably should be seen by a professional otherwise it's going to leave a nasty mark.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

In Chinese pinyin x is a sh sound.

[–] FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago
[–] wurosh@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

You know, you may have just changed my mind

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

And there’s the issue. There are just too many good jokes to be had here.

The other half is that news organizations won’t let themselves place a joke over the appearance of objectivity, using the legally changed name of the company. The most they will do is add the parenthetical (formerly Twitter).

Journalists are wet blankets. What can you do?

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

😕 🤚 X, formerly known as Twitter

😎 👉 Xitter, pronounced as Shitter

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Didn't South Park call it Shitter first?

Scary how prophetic satire is

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'll call it Twatter until the day I die

[–] pre@fedia.io 31 points 10 months ago

While it still says "twitter.com" in the SSL certificate, that's still it's name. It is still called Twitter.

[–] Sallp@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It is referencing Prince. He went by a symbol and people called him, The Artist (Formerly Known as Prince).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_(musician)#/media/File%3APrince_logo.svg

[–] wurosh@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

The trouble with that is that it shows a certain amount of respect

[–] kubica@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

I'll have to think about it, meanwhile I'll keep calling twitter, twitter.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And it's owned by the X billionaire Elon Musk.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hopefully, he'll soon be an ex-billionaire.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Honestly, I was just hoping it might help him realize how dumb X sounds to everyone else.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 7 points 9 months ago

I’ve already posted this elsewhere but

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Site: Twatter. Users: Twats.

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

i have a longing for the day when Twitter is bailed out because it's tOo BIg to fAiL

[–] Rottcodd@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

I prefer "used-to-be-twitter." I think it captures the context better, and it's clunky, as it should be.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Because ex-Twitter doesn’t get the same SEO as Twitter nor X.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Why are we still talking about it? Yesterday's news, man.