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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Starbuck and Gary Laser-Eyes. Both dumb as bricks (they never get the brain cell) but super sweet and cuddly. Complete lap cats. Gary also has the loudest purr I've ever heard from a cat, you can hear him through walls.

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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cleo and Limmy. Cleo acts like a normal, high strung, cat. Limmy is .. different.

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[–] wilecoyote@programming.dev 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is Queen Isabella Greychunk. She lets some of us peasants call her Izzy.

She's got three fangs. She lost one in an unfortunate catnip-related incident.

It makes her very blurry.

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

One of the most stupid but cutest oranges ive ever seen

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Grissom, the Fart Terrorist

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's Sarge he has asthma that the vet says looks like, "cat asthma" in an X-ray. It sounds like he always has a mouth full of spirit.

That's Batou he's a bouvier des flandres. He's about as smart as a rock. That's not why he got that name. Ghost in the shell is my favorite anime. He ate a whole box of nitriol gloves right before COVID.

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[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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[–] ClutchCargo@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Presenting his floofness, Basel. Pictured with his two favorite things, snow and sticks.

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[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] chickenfish@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)


Bear wants to know wtf Im doing.

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[–] congested3@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Me and my stripey boy, Chief Inspector Bean, we were together for nearly 20 years and I will miss him until the day I die.

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[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] Darako@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] omni@lemdro.id 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enjoying the spoils of war

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[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] bruh420@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] SlateGreyCrazyPotato@possumpat.io 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here are Myles and Ronnie.

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[–] tacomama@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Nobsi@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is Eve. She's pronounced Eevee like the Pokemon but it's spelled different because i am not a fuckign weeb.
She likes getting stuck and absolutely destroying furniture.

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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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[–] Treefox@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] hyper@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat) Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat)

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[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, here's Bean, she just celebrated her one year gotcha anniversary.

Her bro Murphy passed away earlier this year, but he will always be my pup.

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[–] lukewarmtuna@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] thomasediso@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])

(Buddy)

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[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ellabee@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Roxy (cat) and Jasper (guinea pig)

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[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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