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[–] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

[–] Jamie@jamie.moe 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil: Send SIGSEGV

[–] alr@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Jamie@jamie.moe 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago

I love making the kernel a liar.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

You can send any signal manually including SIGSEGV and SIGABRT

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 63 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes but sometimes their kids just talk forever, or they themselves just ignore the reality that their time has come, and we've got places to be. So the nice request comes with a deadline.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 10 points 11 months ago

And don't push your luck or I'll go get Mr. Sysrq Reisub.

[–] alr@programming.dev 29 points 11 months ago

On the other hand, the OOM killer is worst of all: "kill process or sacrifice child."

[–] Ferk@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

be nice

What niceness level exactly?
The most nice I can be in my system is -20.. but being too nice to one process leaves others with less time and resources in their life.

[–] fsniper@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't ever imagine to shed a tear for the processes I have killed in my whole life. I feel like a homicidal maniac.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 15 points 11 months ago

Some advice for process parents. Don't be that kinda process that zombifies your children instead of letting them go, it's very annoying and unhealthy.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Bob decides he's had enough shit and enters D state, never to return.

[–] BigBlackCockroach@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

So I just type "term -9 509684" instead of "kill -9 509684"?

got it!

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

won't someone please think of the children