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[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 hours ago

I know they're joking, but it depresses me to know that these people don't have a close woman in their life to ask these questions.

I wish the internet was a nicer place so people who simply don't know how to interact could get the answers they need without fear, rather than make unrealistic standards from rumors and media that they consume.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 43 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Girls usually don't mind having their face touched if they're actually into you... Being a 4chan user kinda excludes that possibility though.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I bet this goes for 4chan women as well

Edit: goes as well as in they are not into them, not as in 4chan women are not reflexing

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

all it would have taken them is ask themselves "would i want my face to be touched by some rando?"

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, if they're gentle. Next question.

[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 3 points 3 hours ago

Oh shit, a woman on the internet. I gotta go tell my friends about it

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 hours ago

the thing is, I can imagine the answer being "yes"

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 hours ago

This has some edge cases