this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That's not a very high bar, boomer.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

steals his watch

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?

[–] SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

"You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster"

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

"What a horrible financial decision"

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I couldn't care less.

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ok, and what's your question?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

Smile and say "it's very pretty".

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

Bragging is lower-class behavior

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

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[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What time is it?

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.

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Shoot the man.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

This isn't a car

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊

Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

"Okay and does it tell the time?"

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Big deal- I also have a small cock."

No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Cool. Anyway...

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Cool story bro

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