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this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Shoot the man.
Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.
"Okay and does it tell the time?"
"Big deal- I also have a small cock."
No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"
Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
Good for you, why should I care?
"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"
This isn't a car
What time is it?
Either dishonest affirmation or "That's nice, buddy" and touch his shoulder.
With people you might need later it's the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.
The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.
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neet
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"
"My wealth is in stocks"
My wealth is in socks
Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
Cool story bro
That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
I don't have a car
"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
Cool. Anyway...
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
Nice.
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school