That's not a very high bar, boomer.

"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."

Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

steals his watch

"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."

Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?

"You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster"

Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.

"What a horrible financial decision"

I couldn't care less.

Ok, and what's your question?

Smile and say "it's very pretty".

That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

Bragging is lower-class behavior

'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'

this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

neat

Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"

What time is it?

The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.

Shoot the man.

This isn't a car

Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊

Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

"Okay and does it tell the time?"

neet

"Big deal- I also have a small cock."

No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"

Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"

Cool. Anyway...

Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away

Cool story bro